It looks like LAPoliceGear.com has opted for Christmas in April this year, with discounts on all their critical zombie preparedness equipment. From Zombie Industries’ Nazi Zombie splatter targets, to the new Ka-Bar Zombie “Chop Stick”, there’s sure to be something to whet your Armageddon appetite.
Want to get in on this sweet prepper action, but the ol’ wallet’s feelin’ a bit light? LAPG’s got you covered with gear priced to suit. The site has lots of great emergency and defensive options under $50 for those fearing the bite, but feeling the pinch. And of course there’s always credit! And for that, one might consider the brand new and ultra-expensive EOTech XPS2 Zombie Stopper Holographic Sight. For a mere $529.00 – on sale mind you – you can pick off the undead with a slightly different reticle! Cool‽
A little advice on the available closeouts though, skip the Tactical Bacon (it’s probably going to cause the whole zombie pandemic in the first place), and load up on Trauma Paks; there’s only going to be so many apocalyptic kebab sandwiches.
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