Jersey Shore fans have come to love DJ Pauly D for his on-point, well-timed one liners and he brought plenty to The Pauly D Project premiere Thursday night on MTV. But the Pauly D wasn’t the only one dishing out laugh-out-loud lines on the first Jersey Shore spinoff.
Pauly’s crew -Big Jerry, Mike ‘Biggie’ Morgan, Ryan Labbe and Jason ‘JRoc’ Craig – had plenty of great lines, as well. The dynamic between these five is different from the Jersey Shore gang giving them the advantage to naturally play off each other and bring viewers inside their inside jokes. These boys have known each other for years and the lines they spit out make it clear they know how to push each other’s buttons and keep each other in check.
Check out some of the best quotes from The Pauly D Project premiere.
Lines that made us LOL:
“Sweatpants are like the new skinny jean” – Ryan Labbe
“I promised her I’ll be good. I need to find a church the second we get to Vegas” – Biggie on staying faithful to his girlfriend, MaryJane
“We know that you need to fill out your permission slip” – Big Jerry to Biggie on telling MaryJane the crew is headed to Vegas
“I’m sweating bullets right now because when I tell her I’m moving to Vegas I’m afraid she’s gonna either shred all my underwear or break everything in the house.” – Biggie
“I don’t know what this dude’s thinking but it takes questionable to a whole new level” – Ryan Labbe on Jerry getting into the hot tub
“You were beating that beat from early on” – Pauly’s Mom
We’re trying to find some chicks to take back to our dope suite. We are not going home with a bunch of dudes” – Pauly D
Girl to Pauly D: “You’re sexy, I’m sexy.” Pauly D: “I’m from Rhode Island”
“It’s a war out there and I need Jerry to protect me. Sometimes my security needs security.” Pauly D
“I’ll get a headache.” – Pauly’s dad on why he can’t go see his son DJ in Vegas
“I have bathrooms inside of bathrooms to get to the bathroom before you go to the bathroom. I got 10 bathrooms I could shit all day.” – Pauly D
Lines that made us say ‘Awww’:
“I never forget where I came from. If it wasn’t for you, Providence, I wouldn’t be where I’m at right now. Wish me luck I’m going to Vegas.” – Pauly D
“Pauly absolutely killed it. I look out at the crowd and it’s like I’m a proud parent right now.” – Biggie
“I wake up every morning and thank god he’s had these opportunities and he’s brought me along.” – Biggie
No Pressure Lines:
“This is really embarrassing. Like I’m stressed out this is almost unbearable” – Pauly D on his equipment failure
“This is the biggest night of my entire life and everybody’s career rides on my DJ set” – Pauly D
“I want you to be you. Do you. Have a good time” – JRoc on Pauly D’s Palms audition
“Like hello pressure, how ya doing? I’m Pauly D” – Pauly D
“You need a shot to make you un-nervous?” – Ryan
What was your favorite quote from The Pauly D Project premiere? Leave a comment below.
The Pauly D Project airs Thursdays at 10:30pm ET/PT on MTV.
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